More RT Stories?
Oh yea I told you that some stories need to have their on spot light!
Are you feeling a tad bit tired of your normal grocery store
Are you tired of eating the same edible foods time and time again?
Well let me introduce to you to the Zombie life!
Just Kidding I love pizza!
On my last day of RT I had to make some pretty hard decisions when it came to which books I could buy and which books I sadly had to leave behind. You know Delta Airlines aren’t that forgiving when it comes to weight! I refuse to allow Delta anymore than $25 dollars for the single check in luggage. So you can imagine how heartbroken I was when I couldn’t buy all the novels at the Big Book Fair especially Diana Rowland Zombie themed urban fantasy, horror, adult humor romance novel! I need to adopt all the owned novels in that place!
Imagine my lovely surprise when I open my goody bag to see the first novel of the White Trash Zombie Series! Imagine my double excitement when I sit down to eat at an event to only see the Diana Rowland sitting in front of me. Cue the music I am in heaven! Not only did I get the book I wanted, find the author who wrote it but I manage to take an awesome series of photos with her too!
Diana Rowland is super sweet funny and super nice!
If there ever is an apocalypse I volunteer my brain to Diana Rowland!
Remember Ladies! Right before you take a photo fluff your yourself!
That’s right pinch your cheeks
Check your hair
Tap under your chin to make sure it’s still there!
That’s the best way you can 100% guaranty an amazing photo!
I honestly can’t waiting to read this book. I’ve heard so many amazing things about this series that I am totally excited that not only did I get the book from the Goodie Bag but also that I got my fist copy of the series of the book along with meeting the author! I am excited. Can you feel the excitement through the screen cause I am oozing with excitement!
Feel my excitement people!
What is this book about?
White Trash Zombie
Angel Crawford is a loser.
Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she’s a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who’s been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken.
That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn’t have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there’s a job waiting for her at the parish morgue—and that it’s an offer she doesn’t dare refuse.
Before she knows it she’s dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she’s hungriest!
Angel’s going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn’t, she’s dead meat.
If you’re not sold about Zombies let me introduce you to what my sister discovered in Los Vegas is Zombie Burlesque! That’s right Zombies have their own Burlesque show and it’s amazing! I mean it’s hilariously amazing! There are tons of videos on YouTube about the different scenes that happen during the show! The fun thing about the show is that during the intermission a Vodka bottle and a Jello box tap dance their love making thus creating Jello-Shots that are given out freely to the human audiences.I know I stated this before but I had an extremely amazing time at Rt Book Lovers Convention this year! I really hope you enjoy reading my recap of my events.
Talk to you later loves